ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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