I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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