Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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