Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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