how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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