He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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