worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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