Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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