Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Your penis caused this!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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