My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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