THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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