Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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