Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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