id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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