Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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