just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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