I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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