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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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