You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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