Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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