we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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