NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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