we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
