But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Soap is not a condiment
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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