is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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