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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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