I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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