the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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