yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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