just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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