2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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