Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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