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• (516): View more from New York

  Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Omg suz!! take the unibrow off

  (516): View more from New York

  No! im just getting hammered instead

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump

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• (805): View more from California

  Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.

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• (916): View more from California

  You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.

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• (858): View more from California

  Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates

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• (631): View more from New York

  Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.

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