Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
