does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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