if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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