Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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