btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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