i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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