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(773): View more from Illinois

Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?

(773): View more from Illinois

Too tired to pretend that I care : (

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(773): View more from Illinois

the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu

(773): View more from Illinois

which is why it's clearly superior

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I haven't been this sober since birth.

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(914): View more from New York

There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone

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(630): View more from Illinois

i think the doormans mad at me

(773): View more from Illinois

well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...

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(815): View more from Illinois

i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory

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(541): View more from Oregon

On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?

(1-541): View more from Oregon

It's a study aid

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