My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?