We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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