i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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