That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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