I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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