Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
How's work?
Spinning.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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