R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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