this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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