The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Randomize
