IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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