im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
