why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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