I want to stick my p in your. b.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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