what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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