So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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