Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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