Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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