Me too!
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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