is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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