Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You are the jesus of drinking
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
